ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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