So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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