So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
