i just had sex bonerless
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize
