Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
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We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
my liver is dry heaving
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