I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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