1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
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