Do vagina's smell?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Come on in and take your pants off
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