grandma shit on top of the toilet
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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