girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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