can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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