sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
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