# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
Randomize