sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
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We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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