Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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