I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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