You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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