Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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