let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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