She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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