You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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