At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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