I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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