We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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