And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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