You work out of a Hotel?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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