did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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