Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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