Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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