did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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