youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize