K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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