Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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