I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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