I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
That accounts for only three of the penises
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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