Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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