We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
pray to the hookup gods
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Randomize
