The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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