I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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