I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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