Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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