Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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