She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Dick very happy bro
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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