You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm always down for nudity.
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