nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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