nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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