butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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