But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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