Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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