Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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