so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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