id be glad to
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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