i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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