I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Will exercising make me less horny?
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