Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
