So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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